1. People here in Spain can’t pronounce her name, so some call her Shopie instead.
2. She absolutely loves Scholl foot products and doesn’t stop talking about how much she wants all of them.
3. Her biggest fear is that someone will make her count absolutely every single grain of sand in the world.
4. She used to set her alarm at like 5am so she could shower and then go back to sleep before work, until she realised that this is the most stupid idea in the world.
5. She is currently en paro. Which is Spanish for unemployed. She got fired because of the crisis.
6. She thinks she hates a lot of things.
7. My favourite thing to do with her is laugh.
8. She’s obsessed with Ebay and watches on average about 10 things at a time.
9. She’s even more obsessed with Kano, and doesn’t fail to mention him at least once a day.
10. When she is quoting what someone else says, she always puts on the same voice.
11. She introduced me to two of the best Spanish cereals I have ever tasted in my life; Chocolate Pillows and Crousty 4 fruits. We eat them from mugs.
12. When she’s drunk or falling asleep she has what we like to call a limp hand, or the K-hole hand.
13. When she got DC++, instead of downloading amazing films, she downloaded utter shit like Night at the museum and Just my luck.
14. Everytime she asks if we should watch a film, I always say The Break-Up, and she always says no.
15. She always wants to watch The Business, to which my reply is no. So we always end up watching Grey's Anatomy.
16. She likes to throw clothes on innocent Spanish strangers while they’re sleeping.
17. She once got asked to go for churros and cocaine with Mike Skinner in Madrid. She went, but turned down the cocaine.
18. She likes to dance to the music in Carrefour which attracts attention from the check out boys.
19. She cooks goooooood food.
18. She loved this French boy for a while. And she loves Chuck Bass.
19. She nearly cried once after a Columbian got a little too carried away.
20. She always sings the first line of Candle in the Wind.
21. She's a sexy little critter she is. Hahahahaha.
22. We like to talk in lithp to one another. Eg. You're tho methy thopie.
23. She has strangely perfect nails.
Sofi Sofi, Sofi Sofa, cada dia te quiero maaaaaaas.
